Friday, September 22, 2006

Unsolicited but Useful Advise Concerning Housekeeping

1. If your mother is coming to visit on Friday, and you say this sentence out loud:
"Well, I was thinking of holding off on that until Thursday so I don't have to do it twice."
think about what can happen when one makes statements of intent outloud.

2. If you open a package of chicken that still has several days before the Sell Before Date, but ask your husband "Does this smell okay to you?" don't listen to him Trust yourself. He eats things like yogurt and bananas and liverwurst.

3. When you wake up at 5:00am the next morning queasy and unable to hold your head up properly, wake up your husband. If he feels poorly too, lay back down and seethe. See #2.

4. If you do have to stay home with your husband and both of you are sick don't try to do it together. It's not romantic, despite what he tries to tell you.

5. If your husband has the ability to come home for lunch, don't clean while he's home. Seriously. Because when you have to grunt and moan to move the sherman tank that is the coffee table, he'll make comments like "take it easy!", while he continues to read and eat lunch. Romance, again!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Wenchie said...

Yogurt & bananas -- EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

10:06 AM  
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1:09 PM  

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